In light of all the hubbub surrounding Zuck & “Prissy” Chan (is that a nickname for her yet? Wouldn’t be surprised, seeing as how the media is being really mean to her. Is it such a crime that she doesn’t have a Kardashian-sized wedding ring? I think not), Teresa Hsiao, a writer from “Family Guy,” posted this humorous piece on the Huffington Post called “A White Man’s Guide to Dating an Asian Girl.”

She opens with: “‘Date an Asian chick’ has become akin to ‘Go skydiving’ or ‘Live in New York’ in the veritable white guy bucket list.” Then she proceeds to give a step-by-step of how white guys go about finding their Mulans. “If, by the end of the night, she giggles into her napkin/hand fan, you’ve got yourself a second date,” she writes.

A must-read if you’re having a sad day as an Asian girl, for sure.